Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $12, you get $25 worth of laundry, ironing, or dry-cleaning services from Bright Laundry Service, which offers pick-up and delivery to the Fresno and Clovis areas only.
For eight years, the professional primpers at Bright Laundry Service have delivered crispness and cleanliness to area vestments through a gleaming array of laundering services. Leave a spoiled, soiled bundle of joy on your doorstep, and the friendly clothes-sitters at Bright Laundry Service will gladly pick it up, pre-treat it, sweep it of stains, dry it, fold it nicely, and teach it to whistle the Brandenburg concerto before returning it by the next day. Wash and fold services are priced by the pound ($2 per pound, 10 pound minimum), with the whole load returned in a free nylon laundry bag. Individual pieces can be de-wrinkled by the careful pressing of professional iron mongers ($3.20 per garment; two- to three-day turnaround). Special singular pieces—such as tablecloths ($10 each) and men's shirts ($2.25 each, for laundering and pressing)—can be given individual gifts of freshness. Since dirty socks are known to terrorize innocent hampers only during full moons, Bright Laundry Service happily allows redemption of remaining Groupon balances over multiple visits.
Whether you're busy with work, the family, or the last levels of Donkey Kong, Bright's treatments are a fast and convenient way to wash your wardrobe while you tackle pesky office tasks or deflect oncoming barrels. Call to schedule your pick-up.