Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Score high marks on the evolutionary evaluation with today’s Groupon. Choose from the four Bright Side Dental locations—in Canton, Livonia, Royal Oak, and Sterling Heights—and from the following options:

• For $45, you get one adult exam, x-ray, and cleaning (a $280 value)
• For $37, you get one child exam, x-ray, and cleaning (a $255 value)

Specializing in family, cosmetic, and orthodontic dental care, Bright Side’s dozen dentists and seven hygienists treat the tusks of both mature mouths and nervous children alike. Each dentist begins by examining their patients’ mouth for any obvious abnormalities, such as extra tongues and molar fires. Next, a series of x-rays delves deeper to expose any cavities, tumors, gum infections. Finally, a meticulous cleaning gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of inevitable meal remnants. After the last brush stroke is struck, you’ll leave Bright Side Dental with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.

Reviews

Five Kudzu reviewers give Bright Side Dental’s Sterling Heights location of a perfect five stars while Insider Pagers give it a four-star average. Three Yahoo! Locals give the Canton location an average of 3.5 stars. > * I am happy to go every 6 months and my teeth and mouth have never looked and felt better. I am assured of getting the best profesional [sic] service at Brite [sic] Side Dental. And your appointments are always on time, no long waits. – JLH_19, Kudzu, Sterling Heights location > * Everyone was really nice and my son and I are able to see our doctors on the same day. I would definitely recommend this office or the Livonia office. – CrannyHigh87, Yahoo! Local, Canton location