What You'll Get
Teeth-whitening services have eliminated the need to dress as Mark Twain characters and trick neighborhood boys into whitewashing one's teeth. Help smiles recover from chewing too many straws of wheat with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a Bright White teeth whitening at Bright White Smile in Appleton (a $120 value).
Bright White's licensed dental hygienists, armed with LEDs and other technomagery, eradicate persistent stains and yellowing to restore pristine pearlescence. First, they lather tarnished chompers in a whitening activator, a light-reactive compound that plays wingman during a tooth's photonic flirtation. Then, while lips take a spectator seat with the help of a mouthpiece, a blue LED pulses, bathing smile bricks in calibrated waves of luminescence. The process lasts about 30 minutes and leaves teeth noticeably whiter for 6 to 18 months, depending on lifestyle, goals, and amount of time spent eating grease paints.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 16 or older, or accompanied by an adult. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.