What You'll Get
Washing a car, like performing taxidermy on a marlin, keeps it looking the way it did when it first came off the line. Preserve your greatest catch with today's Groupon: for $16, you get three Whole Shootin' Match car washes at Bristol Bill's Car Wash Express in Bristol (up to a $33 value).
With a Whole Shootin' Match car wash, Bristol Bill’s express wash tunnel performs 11 dirt-scouring, shine-intensifying steps as it perks up autos' appearances. During the seven-minute premium cleaning, robotic rinsers deploy water, cleanser, and conditioner to each vehicle's exterior, leaving it free of dirt, grime, and road barnacles. The undercarriage rust inhibitor discourages oxidization, and a multipart wheel service cleans, steams, and shines rubber rollers. Cars receive a robe of Durashield protectant and an anorak of polish, leaving them dapper enough to cruise with the stretchiest of limos. A 24-hour rain guarantee guards against the threat of precipitation, and a complimentary vacuum token gives drivers four minutes of suction to whisk away crumbs, receipts, and small villages of french fries.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.