Washing a car, like performing taxidermy on a marlin, keeps it looking the way it did when it first came off the line. Preserve your greatest catch with today's Groupon: for $16, you get three Whole Shootin' Match car washes at Bristol Bill's Car Wash Express in Bristol (up to a $33 value).
With a Whole Shootin' Match car wash, Bristol Bill’s express wash tunnel performs 11 dirt-scouring, shine-intensifying steps as it perks up autos' appearances. During the seven-minute premium cleaning, robotic rinsers deploy water, cleanser, and conditioner to each vehicle's exterior, leaving it free of dirt, grime, and road barnacles. The undercarriage rust inhibitor discourages oxidization, and a multipart wheel service cleans, steams, and shines rubber rollers. Cars receive a robe of Durashield protectant and an anorak of polish, leaving them dapper enough to cruise with the stretchiest of limos. A 24-hour rain guarantee guards against the threat of precipitation, and a complimentary vacuum token gives drivers four minutes of suction to whisk away crumbs, receipts, and small villages of french fries.