Like magma and dreams, frozen yogurt is a semisolid—neither solid enough to build a house upon nor liquid enough to feed to a thirsty sparrow. Tongue-swab this transitive treat with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a $20 punch card to use towards frozen yogurt and British confections at Britans Yogurt Mill.
Britans Yogurt Mill tempts sweet teeth with troves of trans-Atlantic treats and healthy, probiotic substitutes with a regularly-rotating cast of flavors. Britans' stash of Only 8 frozen yogurt, free of fats, sugars, cholesterol, and lava, packs 48 calories per small serving ($2.50) and 64 calories per medium cup ($3.25), letting sweet-seekers indulge without sabotaging waistlines. Churn spoons over gobs of Working Cow Ice Cream ($2.65–$3.95), Florida's own boutique dairy blend brimming with fruit, chocolate, and nuts; or expand horizons with Britans' import selection of candy ($1.25–$5.25) and biscuits from England and South Africa.
Visceral visits can end with a session of daily afternoon tea ($7.50/person), during which guests nosh on two homemade scones, clotted cream, fruit preserves, and a pot of hot tea anytime between the hours of noon and 4:30 p.m. As you sip, unwind against or let wind-up toys loose across café tables ensconced by grape-colored walls and Union Jacks.