If you follow Groupon, you may remember our popular deal for highly discounted BriteSmile teeth-whitening treatments. Today’s Groupon is for a brand-new BriteSmile service that will get rid of all the unsightly hair polluting your otherwise perfect body: laser hair removal. For $185, you get three laser hair removal treatments at BriteSmile Brite Skin Med Spa. That’s 79% off a $892 value that you can use to clear one of the following hair-laden areas:
- Women: Under arms, bikini line, chin, upper lip
- Men: Back of neck, front of neck, shoulders, hump, hairy baby affixed to hump with stronger hair
Treatments can take as little as five minutes or up to an hour, depending on the surface area of the region undergoing treatment. After a preliminary consultation session, each laser session removes all hairs in the growing stage. Since not all hairs are in this stage at the same time, three to five BriteSmile treatments usually produce full results. You can expect to see around a 20% reduction in hair after each treatment.
Snag this Groupon today and head to one of BriteSmile’s convenient Midtown or Soho locations. If you’re someone who has dreamt about someday getting rid of unwanted hair forever, this is your chance.
For folks who have dealt with unwanted hair, today’s Groupon is the first Groupon of the rest of your life. Toss your razor, wax, Nair, person-you-hired-to-pluck-your-body-hair in the trash. After centuries of humans misusing lasers for evil, BriteSmile’s advanced laser technology has finally harnessed the power of lasers that the laser gods intended: the power to stop hair follicle growth. It’s a fast, safe, and effective method for removing hair forever. Here’s a video demonstration of what your laser hair-removal treatment will look and sound like:
Scientific Reason Behind Laser Hair Removal
An exhaustive study comparing Nordic people living in Nordic countries to Nordic people living near the equator concluded that Nordic people living in Nordic countries were 18% taller than Nordic people living near the equator. While scientists initially hypothesized many theories explaining the discrepancy in height (feeding Nordics is outlawed by equatorial dictators, Nordic Nordics spend significant time on stretching racks, etc.), they settled on a collective gut feeling that growth cannot exist in heat. Not wanting to let their newfound knowledge go to waste, the scientists figured out how to apply this concept to a consumer-friendly model: laser hair removal.
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