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Look at yourself mirror—those pearly whites have lost a bit of their luster over the years. Yellowing can be caused by anything from tobacco, aging, coffee, tea, and even soft drinks. Luckily years of stains can be removed with today’s Groupon: a $600 BriteSmile teeth-whitening session for just $185. The $415 you save will leave you smiling all the way home, allowing you to show off your newly whitened teeth.
BriteSmile’s patented stain-busting technique involves UV technology and fancy lamps that shine gentle blue light all over your teeth to whiten them. As the BriteSmilers work, you can sleep, watch TV, or just relax. When the hour is up, your teeth will be in factory-new condition. BriteSmile whitens your teeth an average of eight shades (up to 14), compared to six shades with tray systems that take weeks and don’t last. Buying this Groupon is an investment in the future: BriteSmile’s treatment will last for anywhere between one to two years of bright smiles and Twinkle Jaw, as the fashion elite call it. Buy this Groupon now and head to one of BriteSmile’s locations in La Jolla, Santa Ana, or Beverly Hills.
Already had your teeth whitened? Well many others haven’t, can benefit from this great deal. Email your whoever-you-know-who-could-benefit-from-whiter-teeth so they don’t miss out.
Before we decided to run today’s Groupon, we sent one of our staffers for a BriteSmile whitening, and he came back looking like an ivory mirror.
Five Yelpers give the BriteSmile in Beverly Hills three stars; one Yahoo! Local user gives the Santa Ana location five stars: > * I had my teeth whitened here and I must say they did a pretty good job. It took a little longer than I thought but my teeth probably needed it. I would go back. I thought the staff was nice and helpful. – dafne g., Yelp > * So my mom told me that before I went off to college I should go get my teeth whitened. And my teeth got white. White white white. And two years later, they’re still really white. – Hannah K., Yelp > * I love my teeth whitening results. I had this done over a year ago, and people still compliment my teeth. Even my dentist commented on my results. – Allison K., Yelp
The March of Technology
Teeth whitening is just one of the many reminders of technology’s enormous power to transform our world. Do you remember what life was like before these remarkable inventions?
- Firetruck reddening
- Pasteurized adjectives
- Hamstered dances
- Carphones for your pants
- Flame-retardant babies