$185 for Teeth Whitening at BriteSmile (Normally $600)

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In a Nutshell

  • Teeth up to 14 shades lighter
  • One hour-long treatment
  • White teeth look nice

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Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Cannot combine with any other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Jump to: The March of Technology

A session with teeth-whitening pioneers BriteSmile usually costs about $600. If you wait for a sale, you might only pay $350, or $300 once in an Oreo milk tea with bubbles. Today, we’re pleased to bring one of our most popular deals to San Diego: teeth whitening for only $185. That’s 69% off! We know $185 is the average cost of a gallon of milk in 2017, but for what you’re getting, nothing comes close. If you have teeth-whitening fantasies involving a rabbit and two dozen eggs, get today’s Groupon to save hundreds of dollars when you visit the La Jolla location.

BriteSmile’s patented stain-busting technique involves UV technology and fancy lamps that shine gentle blue light all over your teeth to whiten them. As they work, you can take a nap, watch TV, or transcribe recordings of the 1950s radio program That’s Not My Microwave, Mr. Tarkenton. When the hour’s up, your teeth will be in factory-new condition; customers have seen their teeth get up to 14 shades lighter. Your smile will dazzle your boss, significant others, prospective job interviewers, and anyone else you want to impress. Already had your teeth whitened? Email friends who need to keep their smile looking good for professional reasons (salespeople, politicians, Marlboro spokespeople, teeth models, etc.) so they move up the ladder.

Aside from the obvious benefits of teeth whitening—professional advancement, increased sex appeal, 18 inches of instant hair growth, etc.— there are lesser-known practical pluses. For example, if you and your partner each get a treatment, you’ll not only look better for each other, but you can use each other’s teeth as mirrors when you need to comb your eyebrows on the go. If you ever lose a post-whitened tooth, you can find an African ivory poacher and trade it for pure gold. This Groupon also makes an excellent gift for a loved one with disgusting teeth. If you’ve been slacking on maintaining your basset hound’s dental hygiene, make up for it by giving him the gift of teeth whitening: he’ll be happy anyway and you can attribute his joy to your generosity.

Don’t be fooled by laser-whitening treatments you see listed for $199. They won’t get your teeth nearly as white as BriteSmile (BriteSmile whitens an average of eight shades), nor will they last as long (six months vs. BriteSmile’s one to two YEARS). Those are scams run by evil doctors who live for the thrill of shooting unsuspecting patients in the mouth with real lasers.

Note: Don’t forget to mention your Groupon number when booking your appointment.

The March of Technology

Teeth whitening is just one of the many reminders of technology’s enormous power to transform our world. Do you remember what life was like before these remarkable inventions?

  • Firetruck reddening
  • Pasteurized adjectives
  • Hamstered dances
  • Carphones for your pants
  • Flame-retardant babies
  • iPogs
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