What You'll Get
Jump to: Our Laser Nation
Today, we’re pleased to bring one of our most popular nationwide deals to Atlanta: three laser hair-removal treatments for just $185. This BriteSmile service will get rid of all the unsightly hair polluting your otherwise perfect body on the following hair-laden areas:
- Women: under arms, bikini line, chin, upper lip, lower legs
- Men: Back of neck, front of neck, shoulders, full back, abs, chest, hump, hairy baby affixed to hump with stronger hair
Treatments can take as little as five minutes or up to an hour, depending on the surface area of the region undergoing treatment. After a preliminary consultation session, each laser session removes all hairs in the growing stage. Since not all hairs are in this stage at the same time, three to five BriteSmile treatments usually produce full results. You can expect to see around a 20% reduction in hair after each treatment. The friendly staff at BriteSmile are happy to consult with you on how many treatments your hair and skin types call for, and you can buy multiple Groupons to use in any combination on different areas.
Snag this Groupon today and head to BriteSmile’s Alpharetta location or Buckhead Mall location. If you’re someone who has dreamt about someday destroying a civilization of microscopic hair mites, this is your chance to get treatments from experienced hair removalists.
For folks who have dealt with unwanted hair, today’s Groupon is the first Groupon of the rest of your life; toss your razor, wax, Nair, person-you-hired-to-pluck-your-body-hair in the trash. After centuries of humans misusing lasers for evil, BriteSmile’s advanced laser technology has finally harnessed the power of lasers that the laser gods intended: the power to stop hair-follicle growth. It’s a fast, safe, and effective method for removing hair forever. Here’s a video demonstration of what your laser hair-removal treatment will look and sound like:
Our Laser Nation
The laser is so much a part of daily American life that we sometimes take its many uses—reading data off our DVDs, screwing with our cats, etc.—for granted. Let’s look back at some signature moments in the history of the laser:
1804: Vice-President Aaron Burr singes off Alexander Hamilton’s eyebrows at 30 yards.
1865: John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln awkwardly brush hands while sharing armrest at Ford’s Theatre Laser-Zeppelin Night.
1990: The Hubble Telescope becomes self-aware, prompting the launch of the Hubble-Response Death Ray.
2006: Ryan Seacrest carves own face into moon.
2010: September 17, Hubble-Response Death Ray becomes self-aware.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 2, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Valid for under arms, bikini line, chin, upper lip, lower legs, back or front of neck, full back, abs, chest, or shoulders. Not valid with other offers. Not valid with other offers. Valid only at either location Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.