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Before teeth-whitening techniques were in vogue, victims of stained teeth had to either endure embarrassment or hide their shame using a variety of inconvenient concealing methods:

• Elaborate paper-mâché disguises
• Mustaches combed downward or chest hair combed upward
• Removal of offending teeth
• Shaquille O’Neal masks
• Sock in mouth
• Pancake in mouth
• Ice Grillz

Fortunately it’s safe to put your mouth-covering devices in storage because you can get 69% off state-of-the-art teeth whitening at BriteSmile with today’s Groupon.

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Back by popular demand: make your pearly whites 10–14 shades pearly whiter for hundreds less. With today’s Groupon, $185 gets your teeth professionally whitened at the national whitening pioneer BriteSmile, located at 75 Newbury St. That’s $415 off the normal price. If you’ve been considering teeth whitening, there’s no better time to dive in and reap the benefits of radiant teeth (mouth replaces flashlight on camping trips, blind potential muggers with smile, etc.).

The BriteSmile stain-removal process is simple: while you sleep, watch TV, or just relax, BriteSmile’s dedicated staff combines UV technology and blue-light lamps to brighten your teeth by removing years of soda and coffee stains. After one hour, BriteSmilers have seen their teeth get up to 14 shades lighter. With more than 1.4 million satisfied customers across the country, a review by The Journal of the American Dental Association, and a BriteSmile guarantee, there’s nothing to lose except that humiliating feeling of smiling with less-than-bright teeth.