Brite Smile Dallas

North Dallas

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In a Nutshell

  • Teeth up to 14 shades lighter
  • One hour-long treatment
  • North Park Mall location
  • White teeth look good

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Promotional value expires Aug 26, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Cannot combine with any other offers. Valid for the North Park Mall location only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Brite Smile Dallas - North Dallas: $185 for Teeth Whitening at BriteSmile (Normally $600)
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A session with teeth-whitening pioneers BriteSmile usually costs about $600. If you wait for a sale, you might pay $350 or $300. That’s still nowhere near today’s toothsome deal: teeth whitening for only $185. That’s 69% off! If you’ve ever considered teeth whitening, get today’s Groupon (good at BriteSmile’s Dallas location in North Park Mall and save hundreds of dollars.

BriteSmile’s patented stain-busting technique involves UV technology and fancy lamps that shine gentle blue light all over your teeth to whiten them. As the BriteSmilers work, you can sleep, watch TV, or teach French to a Spanish-born parakeet. When the hour is up, your teeth will be in factory-new condition—customers have seen their teeth get 14 shades lighter. Dazzle your boss, significant other(s), prospective job interviewers, and anyone else you want to impress with your BriteSmile smile. Already had your teeth whitened? Email friends who need to keep their smile looking good for professional reasons (salespeople, politicians, Marlboro spokespeople, teeth models, etc.) so that they can take advantage of the offer and move up the ladder.

Aside from the obvious benefits of teeth whitening—professional advancement, increased sex appeal, etc.—there are lesser-known practical advantages. For instance, if you and your partner each get a treatment, you’ll not only look better for each other, but you can use each other’s teeth as mirrors when you need to comb your eyebrows on the go. If you ever lose a post-whitened tooth, you can find an African ivory poacher and trade it for gold. This Groupon also makes an excellent gift for a loved one with disgusting teeth. If you’ve been slacking on maintaining your basset hound’s dental hygiene, make up for it by giving them the gift of teeth whitening: they’ll be obliviously happy anyway, and you can attribute their joy to your generosity.

Don’t be fooled by the laser-whitening treatments you see listed for $199—they won’t get your teeth nearly as white as BriteSmile (BriteSmile’s whitens an average of eight shades or more), nor will they last as long (six months vs. BriteSmile’s one to two years of bright smiles and Twinkle Jaw). Those other deals are clearly scams run by evil doctors who live for the thrill of shooting unsuspecting patients in the mouth with real lasers.

Reviews

Two Yahoo! Local reviewers give Britesmile’s Dallas location a perfect five stars: > * BriteSmile was recommended by my dentist. I decided to plunk down the money, and it was like every sin–coffee, wine, cigarettes–vanished from my teeth. – duo.sergio, Yahoo! Local > * It has been 6 years now and I am just now starting notice some slight discoloration beginning again. I get compliments on my teeth all the time. – josh_777@…, Yahoo Local

The March of Technology

Teeth whitening is just one of the many reminders of technology’s enormous power to transform our world. Do you remember what life was like before these remarkable inventions?

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    North Dallas

    8687 N Central Expy #2236

    Dallas, Texas 75231

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