Make Your Smile Sparkle for $185 (69% Off $600 Value)

Brite Smile San Francisco Downtown

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A session with teeth-whitening pioneers BriteSmile usually costs about $600. If you wait for a sale, you might only pay $350, or $300 once in a blue moon. Today, we’re pleased to bring one of our most popular Chicago deals to San Francisco: teeth whitening for only $185. That's 69% off! We know $185 is a chunk of change, but for what you're getting, nothing comes close. If you've ever considered teeth whitening, get today's Groupon, and head to one of four locations (Union Square, Broadway Plaza Mall in Walnut Creek, Stoneridge Mall in Pleasanton, Palo Alto)—you'll save hundreds of dollars.

BriteSmile's patented stain-busting technique involves UV technology and fancy lamps that shine gentle blue light all over your teeth to whiten them. As they work, you can go nappy-nap, watch TV, fantasize about future Groupons, or just relax. When the hour's up, your teeth will be in factory-new condition; customers have seen their teeth get up to 14 shades lighter. Your smile will dazzle your boss, significant other(s), prospective job interviewers, and anyone else you want to impress. Already had your teeth whitened? Email friends who need to keep their smile looking good for professional reasons (salespeople, politicians, Marlboro spokespeople, teeth models, etc.) so they move up the ladder.

Aside from the obvious benefits of teeth whitening—professional advancement, increased sex appeal, etc.— there are lesser-known practical pluses. For example, if you and your partner each get a treatment, you'll not only look better for each other, but you can use each other's teeth as mirrors when you need to comb your eyebrows on the go. If you ever lose a post-whitened tooth, you can find an African ivory poacher and trade it for pure gold. This Groupon also makes an excellent gift for a loved one with disgusting teeth. If you've been slacking on maintaining your basset hound's dental hygiene, make up for it by giving him the gift of teeth whitening: he’ll be happy anyway and you can attribute his joy to your generosity.

Don't be fooled by laser-whitening treatments you see listed for $199. They won't get your teeth nearly as white as BriteSmile (eight shades vs. BriteSmile's 10–14 shades) nor will they last as long (six months vs. BriteSmile's one–two YEARS). Those are scams run by evil doctors who live for the thrill of shooting unsuspecting patients in the mouth with real lasers! A manicure might last you a week. A wax? Maybe two. But a BriteSmile teeth-whitening treatment will take you well past the year Back to the Future 2 was supposed to take place. Get your Groupon!

Note: Don't forget to mention your Groupon number when booking your appointment.

Reviews

Yelpers give the Union Square BriteSmile location three stars. Here's what people are saying through their whiter teeth:

  • If you are impatient, or just don't have the discipline to apply whitener every night for two years, I highly recommend a visit. They say the treatment lasts for 3 or 4 years. Its painless and it works. – Johnny O.
  • I love my new pearly whites! – A P.
  • If you want to return your teeth to their former state or close to it before you found out about coffee, tea, smoking, wine, and you want to have this done in the least amount of time possible, then I'm glad to tell ya that BriteSmile does work very well for badly stained or discolored choppers. – Jennifer P.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jul 28, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Must call to schedule Not valid with any other offers Only valid at 4 specified locations Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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