BriteSmile San Francisco

San Francisco

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In a Nutshell

  • Teeth up to 14 shades lighter
  • 1 hour-long treatment
  • White teeth look nice
  • Four locations

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2010. Amount paid never expires. By appointment only. Valid only at Broadway Plaza Mall, Stoneridge Mall, Union Square, and Palo Alto locations. Cannot combine with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

BriteSmile San Francisco - San Francisco: $185 Teeth Whitening at BriteSmile ($600 Value)

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A session with teeth-whitening pioneers BriteSmile usually costs about $600. If you wait for a sale, you might only pay $350, or $300 once in a Dutch pastry treat. Today, we’re pleased to bring one of our most popular deals back: teeth whitening for only $185. That's 69% off! We know $185 is a wad of money consisting of 180 one-dollar bills and a thousand nickels, but for what you're getting, nothing comes close. If you have frequent unsightly teeth night-haunties, get today's Groupon and head to one of four locations (Union Square, Broadway Plaza in Walnut Creek, Stoneridge Mall in Pleasanton, or Palo Alto.

BriteSmile's patented stain-busting technique involves UV technology and fancy lamps that shine gentle blue light all over your teeth to whiten them. As they work, you can sleep, watch TV, or build a dollhouse out of recycled baseball bats. When the hour's up, your teeth will be in factory-new condition; customers have seen their teeth get up to 14 shades lighter. Dazzle your boss, significant others, prospective job interviewers, and anyone else you want to impress with a BriteSmile smile. Already had your teeth whitened? Email friends who need to keep their smiles looking good for professional reasons (salespeople, politicians, Marlboro spokespeople, teeth models, etc.), so they can take advantage of the offer and move up The Corporate Ladder.

Aside from the obvious benefits of teeth whitening—professional advancement, increased sex appeal, better likelihood of catching salmon, etc.—are lesser-known practical pluses. For instance, if you and your partner each get a treatment, you'll not only look better for each other, but you can use each other's teeth as mirrors when you need to comb your eyebrows on the go. If you ever lose a post-whitened tooth, you can find an African ivory poacher and trade it for pure gold. This Groupon also makes an excellent gift for a loved one with disgusting teeth. If you've been slacking on maintaining your basset hound's dental hygiene, make up for it by giving him the gift of teeth whitening; he’ll be happy anyway and you can attribute his joy to your generosity.

Don't be fooled by laser-whitening treatments you see listed for $199. They won't get your teeth nearly as white as BriteSmile (BriteSmile whitens an average of eight shades) nor will they last as long (six months vs. BriteSmile's one to two years). Those are scams run by evil doctors who live for the thrill of shooting unsuspecting patients in the mouth with real lasers.

Note: Don't forget to mention your Groupon number when booking your appointment.

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Reviews

Yelpers give the Union Square BriteSmile location 3.5 stars. Here's what people are saying through their whiter teeth:

  • If you are impatient, or just don't have the discipline to apply whitener every night for two years, I highly recommend a visit. They say the treatment lasts for 3 or 4 years. Its painless and it works. – Johnny O.
  • I love my new pearly whites! – A P.
  • If you want to return your teeth to their former state or close to it before you found out about coffee, tea, smoking, wine, and you want to have this done in the least amount of time possible, then I'm glad to tell ya that BriteSmile does work very well for badly stained or discolored choppers. – Jennifer P.

The March of Technology

Teeth whitening is just one of the many reminders of technology’s enormous power to transform our world. Do you remember what life was like before these remarkable inventions?

  • Firetruck reddening
  • Pasteurized adjectives
  • Hamstered dances
  • Carphones for your pants
  • Flame-retardant babies
  • iPogs

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