The human skin is like a blanket, keeping internal organs snug and safe from closet monsters but requiring regular cleaning to remain a fresh and fluffy fortress. Protect your face from things that go bump in the night with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a European facial (a $65 value) at Brittney’s Skin Care Studio.
Owner and aesthetician Brittney Blakely has been restoring faces with youthful, glanceworthy radiance for almost 10 years. The studio prides itself on safe and highly skilled treatments, each customized to meet customers’ needs, dreams, and unique cranial topography. The European facial is a soothing 60-minute procedure, which, like playing in a washing machine, improves hydration and circulation. Each session begins with a thorough analysis of the skin, checking for potholes, fallen branches, and any other obstacles blocking the road to facial fabulousness. Cleansing and exfoliation treatments spring-clean the pores and scrub away any dead cells, transforming the face from a graveyard of deceased dermis into a nursery of newborn beauty. Finally, an antioxidant treatment mask and face massage gently manipulate frowns and furrowed brows into a state of Zen-like calm, leaving customers ready to float back into the world and pen sage advice to stuff inside fortune cookies.