What You'll Get
Accidentally discovered during the boozy revelry of a Chinese pin factory’s New Year's party, acupuncture has since developed into both a potent alternative medicine and popular celebrity Jeopardy category. Today’s Groupon gives you a pain-free way to stay pain free. For $39, you get a chiropractic and acupuncture consultation and initial exam ($125), x-rays ($100), and one acupuncture session ($50) at Brixton Square Chiropractic (a $275 total value). Call ahead to schedule your appointment, and print out patient forms from Brixton Square's website.
After discussing your current health condition during an initial consultation, Brixton Square Chiropractic's Dr. Tony Greene will follow up with a chiropractic and acupuncture exam to achieve more-precise orthopedic and neurological assessments. X-rays will then provide further information, as well as reveal any escape tunnels being dug by your internal organs. Finally, once Dr. Greene has determined the most effective and efficient treatment, he will give you an acupuncture session tailored to your specific ailment.
Contrary to what Pa said, not every ailment can be treated with mustard plasters or by asking Ma. Chiropractic medicine and acupuncture can provide effective treatments for a variety of symptoms, including allergies, hypertension, migraines, carpal tunnel, depression, nausea, post-penguin depression, berserker rashes, fat-Elvis pelvis, chronic soda-can-tab collecting, and more. Treat all these and more with today's Groupon to Brixton Square Chiropractic. And since Groupons may be purchased as gifts, you can also get your stunt double’s back pain treated as recompense for all those times he made you look cool at the supermarket.
Brixton Square Chiropractic is not open on weekends.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. May redeem acupuncture session in second visit, but must schedule appointment during first visit. 24 hour cancellation policy. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Brixton Chiropractic and Acupuncture
As the name implies, the trio of doctors at Brixton Chiropractic and Acupuncture deals out noninvasive chiropractic and acupuncture treatments geared toward vanquishing pain without the use of drugs. They extol the body’s ability to heal itself and attempt to stimulate that property with a combination of spinal adjustments that relieve pinched nerves and sterile needles to reroute the body’s energy. In addition to plying their healing services in the office, they also arm clients with self-care information, such as exercises and proper nutrition.