Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in a variety of aesthetic treatments. Today's beauty-boosting Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments or one Laser Genesis facial and microdermabrasion treatment at Broadway Skin Studio in Marina Del Rey (up to a $349 value).

The exterior experts at Broadway Skin Studio employ innovative laser technology to comfortably eradicate body foliage and skin flaws. During a laser hair-removal session, clients can kick back for 1 to 10 minutes of the Candela GentleYAG's laser light technology, which provides maximum results and minimal discomfort for all skin types. Banish unwanted bristles from facial planes, including the beard, cheeks ($75/session), brows, or chin ($50/session), or avoid follicular faux pas on the bikini line ($99/session), upper or lower arms ($75/session), and more to boost confidence for beach season and streaking across your alma mater's campus. A series of three treatments can help with permanent hair reduction, with a three- to eight-week recovery period between each session. Laser hair removal is not effective on white, blond, or lead-coated follicles.

For a facial freshening, customers can opt for Broadway Skin Studio's advanced skincare combo. During the 45-minute Laser Genesis facial, a gentle laser stimulates collagen by warming the inner skin layers, helping to treat wrinkles, uneven skin texture, and scarring with minimal downtime (a $250 value). Meanwhile, the microdermabrasion session employs a diamond-tipped wand and vacuum pressure to slough off dead skin, reducing the appearance of fine lines and increasing your face's market value on eBay (a $99 value).