What You'll Get
In the winter, pale skin is the key component of snowman disguises used to collect a lifetime supply of carrots from neighbourhood children. Experience the advantages of a summertime glow with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two months unlimited red-light therapy (a $198 value) and three 12-minute tanning sessions in a bronzer bed (a $45 value) at Bronze 1 Tanning Salon (a $243 total value).
Bronze 1's cache of tanning beds imbues bodies with a bronzed, vibrant sheen. Red-light therapy inundates epidermises with red-light waves, designed to jumpstart the enzyme and collagen production needed to erase wrinkles and repair skin cells damaged by tragic pie eating contests. After a few 15-minute sessions, customers may begin to admire firmer, healthier, and more vibrant skin.
Though the red-light therapy doesn't emit UV rays, it can prepare skin to readily accept UV rays in one of Bronze 1's bronzer tanning beds. Sessions enhance your canvas's colour scheme and beds take just 12 minutes to imbue a hue that attracts winks from passing gold prospectors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 1/30/12, red-light therapy expires 2 months from activation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.