What You'll Get
Humankind has been playing with fire for years. Now, we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system: for $19, today's Groupon gets you one Mystic HD spray-tan session (a $22 value) or five Level One bed-tan sessions (a $5.50 value each), plus one 20-minute hydration-station session (a $20 value), at Bronze Age.
Bronze Age is a sleek, chic sunnery that outfits fleshoskeletons of any shade with eye-catching glimmer. Mystic HD spray tanning is unique in that it heats skin, helping it absorb heaping helpings of golden glow. Level One bed tanning creates the luminous sheen of melty pennies in 20-minute sessions. Newly beautified beauties can soften soul sacks with a 20-minute hydration-station session, which uses dense steam and radiant heat to bolster tanning treatments and rejuvenate skin. Bronze Age’s helpful staff will walk you through the tanning process, ensuring that the treatments give your skin a natural glow, instead of drowning it with a wash of orange that causes the other kids on the bus to call you "Nickelodeon" until high-school graduation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.