What You'll Get
Most people equate the color bronze with something positive, such as a cherished baby's first shoe, a well-deserved sports trophy, or Baywatch. Cast yourself in happy tones with today's Groupon to Bronze Body Tanning Salon & Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get one month of tanning (a $49 value).
- For $12, you get one spray tan (a $25 value).
Voted Favorite Tanning Salon by the Modesto Bee readers for the past four years, Bronze Body Tanning Salon & Spa showers its glow-seeking clientele with the latest in sun-less shading technology. For a more permanent pigment, one month of tanning atop the salon's regular beds darkens the dermis with roughly 100% more efficiency than a copper slip-n-slide. Each tan-getting tryst lasts 23 minutes, but in-booth accouterments––including cooling fans, radios, and signing palm trees––help pass the time.
Hides preferring a figurative sun-slap may opt instead for a UV-free spray tan. Pallor-rejecting personages can choose from six tan tones, including light, medium, dark, and original recipe. Administered by an automated Mystic Tan booth, the shading spritz sweeps evenly across anatomies thanks to an in-machine airbrush, leaving limbs lustrous and torsos toasty without exposure to wrinkle-provoking rays.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. New customers only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.