Bodies get natural color through spray tanning without having to suffer through burns, harmful UV radiation, and the sun’s endless collection of Oort-cloud vacation slides. Savor your solar solitude with today's Groupon: for $16, you get a full-body spray tan at Bronze Sunless Tanning in Pittsford (up to a $32 value).

Using all-natural, organic tanning spray, Bronze Sunless Tanning specializes in browning bodies without scorching skin in the process. Full-body spray tans turn a 15–20 minute visit into seven to 10 days of alchemically transmuted radiance. Tans range in coloration from The Natural Glow, designed to imbue skin with a soft, healthy look, to The Island Tan, a skin tone indicative of heavy beach bumming or a brief vacation to Venus. Before spray-downs, customers should shower, don loose-fitting clothing, and not apply makeup, moisturizers, deodorants, or tantalizing scents. The Bronze Sunless Tanning website features additional recommended preparations and answers to common questions.