Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time hanging from trees and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passersby and orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get 30 days of prepaid unlimited tanning plus two spray tans at Bronze Tan Studios. This Groupon is valid at all five Columbus-area locations: Hilliard, Gahanna, Dublin, Columbus, and Grove City, which doubles as a warp zone between all five studios.
The latest tanning technology and finest products await customers at Bronze Tan Studios, where high-quality beds, spray-tan booths, and a professional staff help transform sallow skin into burnished bodies. Shade shifters will appreciate a month of unlimited “Gold Club” tanning (a $49.99 value) with their choice of three different bed styles. Extra-pallid novices and 19th-century horror writers can build up their base tans with the Ultra Bed, which features three facial tanners and full-body cooling fans. The Booster Bed provides time-crunched tanners with excellent color upgrades in only 10 minutes, allowing them to quickly get back to evading police manhunts. Stand-up tanners, meanwhile, can darken their dermises while honing their observational humor in the no-contact Sundazzler while a high-performance dual-speed body fan alleviates flop sweat.
Tanners will also receive two spray-tan sessions (a $25 value each) in Bronze Tan Studio’s Mystic Tan self-tanning booth. After a short instructional video, customers step into the completely private and brilliantly blue room, where a misty solution of bronzer, DHA, and aloe vera quickly paints them a streak-free, fast-drying pigment of their imagination. After spray tanning, customers should wait at least four hours before showering.
Bronze Tan Studios does not have many reviews yet, but customers rave on their website: