Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time hanging from trees and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passersby and orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get 30 days of Gold Club tanning or two spray tans at Bronze Tan Studios (up to a $72 value). This Groupon is valid at all five Columbus area locations: Gahanna, Hilliard, Grove City, Columbus, and Dublin, which doubles as a warp zone between all five studios.
Bronze Tan Studios' high-quality beds, spray-tan booths, and a professional staff help transform sallow skin into burnished bodies. Shade shifters will appreciate a month of Gold Club tanning with their choice of three different bed styles. Extra-pallid novices and 19th-century horror writers can build up their base tans with the Ultra Bed, which features three facial tanners and full-body cooling fans. The Booster Bed provides time-crunched tanners with color upgrades in only 10 minutes, allowing them to quickly get back to evading police manhunts. Stand-up tanners, meanwhile, can darken their dermises while honing their observational humor in the no-contact Sundazzler while a high-performance dual-speed body fan alleviates flop sweat.
Tanners can also choose two spray-tan sessions in either the Bronze Tan Studio’s Mystic Tan self-tanning booth or VersaSpa self-tanning machine. After a short Mystic Tan instructional video, customers step into the completely private and brilliantly blue room, where a misty solution of bronzer, DHA, and aloe vera quickly paints them a streak-free, fast-drying pigment of their imagination. The VersaSpa machine applies a sunless hydration spray, skin bronzing, and anti-aging moisturizer. After spray tanning, customers should wait at least four hours before showering or rubbing against ice sculptures.
Bronze Tan Studios does not have many reviews yet, but customers expound about their experience in online testimonials: