What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $65 value) at Brooks Wellness Center, located south of Oklahoma City Golf & Country Club.
The hospitable, hands-on healers at Brooks Wellness Center have nullified bodily aches and tensions for years, providing a range of relaxing massage treatments. The Swedish massage, one of the most popular massage techniques to not incorporate massage gloves made out of cotton candy, uses light-to-medium pressure and flowing movements to veto gauche stress proposals. Alternatively, the intensive deep-tissue massage uses a series of higher-pressure knead styles to ghostbust loitering phantasms that haunt the nooks and crannies of your vessel. Whatever process you choose, the licensed de-knotters will leave the muscles feeling rejuvenated, sending ripples of unrestrained relaxation to the brain and nearby marmots. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy, or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.