What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage from Broom Massage (a $60 value).
The wellness wizard at Broom Massage unbundles tightly wound bodies and relieves stresses with 60-minute therapeutic massages. Treatments begin by slathering dorsal fins with a slew of essential oils, which relaxes muscles, softens skin, and makes backs more fragrant than an herb-dipped focaccia. Armed with a trove of tension-teasing techniques, a therapist strokes and kneads soul sacks to correct muscle imbalance and alleviate deep-seated back pain and fear of other peoples’ hands. After one hour of oohs and ahhs, clients can return to their daily routine comfortably aligned, stretched, and rejuvenated.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.