Every candle is born with a thick coat of fur, but must undergo a thorough waxing to protect birthday cakes from stray hairs. Groom your birthday suit with today’s Groupon: for $27, you get a Brazilian wax at Brow & Beauty Boutique in Scottsdale (a $55 value).
At Brow & Beauty Boutique, owner and licensed cosmetologist Lisa Assante clears follicle forests from façades and uses ouch-less methods to leave sensitive areas smooth and sleek. Lush bamboo stalks and artwork-adorned interiors soothe spa-goers and lull follicles into a false sense of security as nether regions have their prickly follicles gently uprooted. A quick, efficient Brazilian wax will beautify below the belt, leaving visitors with skin as smooth and soft as a cue ball swaddled in cashmere for two to eight weeks. An impeccable bikini line will boost each customer’s beach mojo and increase their hydrodynamity, giving them an extra boost to out-backstroke overconfident sea otters.