What You'll Get
Uninvited guests can be inconvenient, often tying up the bathroom, lingering closely during phone calls, and waking up at midnight to eat classified documents. Ward off bothersome home invasions with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a one-time pest-control yard treatment from Brown Reclusinator Pest Management (up to a $69 value). This Groupon is valid only within the Wichita metro area.
Brown Reclusinator agent Eric "Flint" Hills nimbly navigates backyard boroughs with a series of targeted services designed to relieve tenants of insect infestations. Hills and his team confidently wage war on the likes of spiders, fleas, chiggers, ant colonies, and rogue goose statues lurking beneath lawns' grassy veneers. After inspecting a client's yard, the bug battlers apply a coating of small granules, creating an effective barrier that extends 10 feet out from all structures including the house and garage or shed.
The granules, aimed at liberating lawns from the governance of wild microbeasts, mix into the soil with moisture, meaning they work even during rain or enthusiastic water-gun battles. Eco-friendly botanical insecticides with natural enzymes and essential plant oils protect domiciles from pests without harsh chemicals. Brown Reclusinator Pest Management doesn't require a contract for this one-time treatment and accommodates busy schedules with weekend and evening hours.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only within the Wichita metro area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Brown Reclusinator Inc.
Brown Reclusinator Pest Management agent Eric "Flint" Hills draws upon more than a decade of experience to nimbly navigate backyards with a series of targeted services designed to relieve tenants of insect infestations. Hills and his team confidently wage war on the likes of fleas, chiggers, ant colonies, and rogue goose statues lurking beneath lawns' grassy veneers. They can also move inside to root out indoor pests such as roaches, termites, and carpenter ants from attics, crawlspaces, and the voids behind wall outlets, and can extend select treatments to mobile homes.