What You'll Get
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon to Brown's Auto Cosmetics. Choose from the following options:
- For $55, you get a full-body paint touch-up (a $125 value).
- For $55, you a headlights restoration and polishing (a $125 value).
- For $89, you get a corner-plastic-bumper repair (a $199 value).
- For $159, you get a full-plastic-bumper repair (a $400 value).
The bodywork gurus at Brown's each bring 10–20 years of experience to the shop, specializing in interior and exterior repairs on all makes and models. To help divest vehicles of paint scratches, the technicians perform a 30–45 minute full-body touch-up, using an artist's brush to doodle over any blemishes with a mixture of paint and clear coat. Headlights reclaim roles as beacons of safety after a 45-minute restoration service, which resurfaces UV protective coatings and results in improved visibility while driving through dark and stormy movie sets. Brown's team also buff bumpers by sanding pockmarked paint, slapping on a primer, and re-glazing the newly smooth surface with glossy layers of paint and clear coat; clients can opt for a 1–2 hour corner repair or a 2–4 hour full-bumper repair, or simply request that the vehicle be mercifully totaled on the spot.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.