What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing specialist in the black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s deal helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms. For $39, you get a dental cleaning, x-rays, and an exam from Bruce Jacobs, DDS, at his office in Hallandale Beach ($190 value).
Dr. Bruce Jacobs opened his Hallandale office in 1976 and has stayed in place ever since, which is precisely the opposite of what he does to gunky mouth-bone buildup on a regular basis—that is to say, he removes it. An active member of both the Florida and American Dental Associations, Dr. Jacobs is dedicated to restoring smiles to their pre-pursed health and beauty. With today's Groupon rolled into a squeezable tube, a meticulous cleaning gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of inevitable meal remnants. A general exam and full set of oral x-rays will provide the private detection necessary to determine if any no-good cavities or gum disease have been messing around on your territory, while a lead apron wrapped around the torso makes a powerful fashion statement for spring. You'll leave with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.
By improving mouth health, you can improve overall health; research suggests a link between periodontal diseases and other chronic conditions, including diabetes, cardiovascular disease, and Alzheimer's. A cleaning might not cure brain fever or hammer toes, but broken fillings and cavities can't hide from Dr. Jacobs' expert eye: his left eye. If you lay in bed at night fearing the piercing pain of a future cavity, let Dr. Jacobs check it out so you can sleep easy with a clean bill of health and nip dental disaster in the bud.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 27, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, 2 per household. May purchase multiple as gifts. New patients only. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.