When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse"; when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon to Bruno's Bath House, valid at both Corpus Christi locations. Choose between the following options:
• For $28, you get a two-night freestyle resort stay for your dog (a $56 value).
• For $35, you get a VIP spaw-day package for your dog (up to a $78 value).
Bruno's Bath House cossets four-legged friends with a slew of luxury boarding and grooming services sure to induce contentedly refined tail wags in dogs and owners alike. Pet guardians can leave their furry loved ones in good paws at Bruno's resort for two nights of Freestyle Resort StayCare (a $28 value/night) featuring cozy bedding and group play time. Multiple caregivers prevent industrious pups from actually catching their own tails. It is recommended that owners leave their vacationing Fidos with food from home so as not to disrupt their gastronomic routine (provided food available for $4/day), along with washable bedding, some favorite toys, and back issues of Human Fancy. Be sure to check out the resort requirements before bidding your pet bon voyage.
Patrons can also opt to pamper their pooches with a VIP package at Bruno's Spaw. The day of collie-coddling begins with a bath (prices range from $19 for small dogs to $35 for x-large dogs) that includes a choice of two $5 shampoos (a $10 value) and an ultra-conditioning spaw treatment (an $8 value). The spa's fresh facial scrub employs a mild blend of vanilla and blueberry to cleanse puppy mugs (a $4 value), and the Pawdicure trims nails, buffs paws, and prepares canines for impressive handshakes with the boss (a $7 value). Bruno's spaw massage relaxes stress-vexed mutts with calming aromatherapy (a $10 value), alleviating tension and thoughts of the squirrel that got away. The hound-sprucing package also includes teeth brushing (a $4 value), blow dry, and cologne. Owners should peruse the spaw requirements before the session.
Bruno’s Bath House
Bruno’s Bath House elevates the dog-boarding experience by housing pups inside plush suites that will remind them of home. Two times a day, room service peeks in, checking to make sure beds are comfy and bowls are brimming with filtered water. Dog-loving caregivers oversee dogs so that each pet receives ample attention as they gambol across the indoor and outdoor play areas or nap on communal couches. This attentive treatment carries over into Bruno’s Spaw, where dogs receive baths with plush add-ons such as aromatherapy, massage, and Pawdicures. Edible and wearable doggie accessories are also available at Bruno’s Bistro and Boutique.