What You'll Get
Utterly useless outside the realm of competitive raccoon tickling, the human thumb would have no conceivable function were it not required to guide a bowling ball to its target. Treat it to a little rabies-free fun with today's deal: for $5, you get two full games and one pair of rental shoes at Brunswick Zone (up to a $14.76 value, including tax). This Groupon is good at 18 Brunswick Zones throughout the Chicagoland area.
Brunswick has been a trusted name in recreational pin pulverizing for more than a century, providing good times to patrons across the country. Today’s Groupon allows lane-tamers of all skill levels to embark upon their own two-game competitive adventure outfitted with America’s most popular adventure accessory, freshly disinfected bowling shoes. Season your afternoon with a pleasant peppering of strikes, spares, and easygoing gutter balls under classic bowling conditions, or when you're ready to take the next bold step in ball-hurling evolution, engage in a round of cosmic bowling, where dancing lights, thumping tunes, and black-lit bowling accouterments light up the full sensorium. Because you can buy up to 10 of today's deal, you'll be able to spend a good chunk of your day or night at Brunswick Zone taunting your friends and taking out frustrations on a group of hapless pinheads.
Brunswick Zone offers its own deals at certain times of the week that may have better values than this deal; plan ahead to make sure you're redeeming your Groupon at the most opportune time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid until 3/24/11. Valid towards cosmic bowling. Non-transferable. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.