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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or sports massage from Bryan C. Thomas, LMT (an $80 value).
An avid weightlifter and yogi, nationally certified massage therapist Bryan C. Thomas draws on an intrinsic understanding of athleticism when treating chronic pain and injury with one-hour massages. Bryan's Swedish massage seeks to dislodge toxins with gentle kneading that increases circulation to the subcutaneous layers of the skin. Spelunking into the body's deeper recesses, the muscle mender unearths chronic ailments in the fascia and treats muscular tiffs with deep-pressure techniques. Bryan focuses on specific trouble areas during the sports massage, waging war against soft-tissue injuries from tackling in football games or cajoling a referee by helping to move his futon.
The Fine Print
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About Bryan C. Thomas, LMT
An avid weightlifter and yogi, nationally certified massage therapist Bryan C. Thomas draws on an intrinsic understanding of athleticism when treating chronic pain and injuries with his one-hour custom massages. Drawing from a menu of Swedish, deep-tissue, hot-stone, and sports massages, Bryan can tackle pain and aid relaxation in one- to two-hour sessions. His nimble fingers manipulate muscles and boost blood flow to improve the range of motion in stifled limbs and the range of dramatic expression in struggling actors.