What You'll Get
If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone scrawled carpetbagger deep into the layer of grime on your rear window, Bubbles Car Wash can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, $9 gets you a Triple Bubble, an $18 value. Not only is this Groupon great for sprucing up your own car, it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.
The moment you pull into Bubbles Carwash's convenient Southampton Street location, a crew of cleaners with new-car smiles will greet you. The expert washers at Bubbles are trained to get the job done fast without missing a spot, even during high-traffic hours. Bubbles' even provides free WiFi, so you can stare into your laptop to avoid awkward eye contact with the carwash professionals while they scrub your vehicle.
After your sudsy voyage through Bubbles Carwash's state-of-the-art equipment, the friendly and thorough staff will towel dry your vehicle, brighten up your wheels, shine your tires, and tell you your new haircut looks great, even if it doesn't. They’ll even treat your car’s undercarriage with rust inhibitor. In the absence of full-length mirrors, you can check out your reflection in the shine of your vehicle's triple-foam polish. Ditch your car's old coat of bugs and bird droppings and get a blanket of double-Teflon protection to keep your paint safe from hail, acid rain, and the shouts of children.
You never know when you might have to drive your boss to a downtown court date. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology on your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you for sullying your pristine ride.
- I am always greeted nicely and my car always comes out looking great. – helenstratt, Citysearch
- The staff come bounding out with smiles and enthusiasm to greet you and take your order. They are thorough in their treatment of your car, including even handwiping the water off at the end so you won't have spots. I understand the owner is there every morning to be sure their standard of excellent service is maintained. – mtclimber, Citysearch
- Want to feel like you are going on a mini theme park ride? Okay, well super mini theme park ride called "car in neutral" but your car gets clean and for very cheap! – Morgan F., Yelp
Sweaty Eddie's Mobile Car-Dirtying System
Car washes target people with dirty cars, but there are a handful of places that cater to people with already pristine vehicles. Sweaty Eddie’s Mobile Car-Dirtying System does just that. Here’s the transcript of Sweaty Eddie’s first radio ad, read by Sweaty Eddie himself:
- Sweaty Eddie here. People hate that new-car feeling. Make your car feel lived in. More precisely, make your car feel like I lived in it for a week, because that’s what I’ll do. I don’t need your keys, just tell me where your car is, and I’ll sleep, eat, bathe, and generally make myself at home in your car for five days. I won’t leave your car for any reason unless it catches it fire, which it likely will. If you’re not completely satisfied, I’ll send my cousin Russ to pick up some pizzas and make everything right. Call now. I’ve got the number around here somewhere.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 26, 2009. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Bubbles Car Wash
With each cleaning, Bubbles Car Wash’s staff strives to leave cars thoroughly polished and shining. Customers choose a Single, Double, or Triple Bubble wash, with options that range from a basic bath and towel dry to a luxurious scrub that involves triple-foam polish and protective coats of Teflon. The auto experts and two-time finalists for CityVoter's Best Car Wash in 2011 and 2012 also venture into interiors during auto detailings, which evict grime and stains from seats and mats, and focus on their motto, "We don't sell car washes, we sell services." As car owners wait, they can surf the web on free WiFi.