The more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts, generating a powerful electromagnetic field that repels children and "good" clowns. Deodorize and degauss your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $25, you get three Triple Bubble services from Bubbles Car Wash. Each meticulous cleaning is normally $18, giving the trio a $54 total value. This Groupon is great for sprucing up your own car or for the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.
When you pull into Bubbles Car Wash's convenient Southampton Street location, a crew of cleaners who smell like new cars will greet you with their tire arms. The expert washers at Bubbles are trained to get the job done fast without missing a spot, even during high-traffic hours and lunar eclipses. Bubbles' even provides free WiFi, so you can stare into your laptop to avoid awkward eye contact with the carwash professionals while they scrub your chariot.
After your sudsy voyage through Bubbles Car Wash's state-of-the-art equipment, the friendly and thorough staff will towel-dry your vehicle, brighten up your wheels, shine your tires, and tell you your new haircut looks great, even if it doesn't. They’ll even treat your car’s undercarriage with rust inhibitor. In the absence of full-length mirrors, you can check out your reflection in the shine of your vehicle's triple-foam polish. Ditch your car's old coat of bugs and bird droppings and get a blanket of double-Teflon protection to keep your paint safe from hail, acid rain, and the shouts of children.
You never know when you might have to drive your boss to a downtown court date. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology on your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you for sullying your pristine ride.
- The staff come [sic] bounding out with smiles and enthusiasm to greet you and take your order. They are thorough in their treatment of your car, including even handwiping the water off at the end so you won't have spots. I understand the owner is there every morning to be sure their standard of excellent service is maintained. – mtclimber, Citysearch
- The car wash part is great--they get the job done. – Melissa P., Yelp