If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone scrawled carpetbagger deep into the layer of grime on your rear window, give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. Get the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a three-pack of Triple Bubble car washes (a $54 total value) at Bubbles Car Wash.

The moment you pull into Bubbles Car Wash's convenient Southampton Street location, a crew of cleaners with new-car smiles will greet you. The expert washers at Bubbles are trained to get the job done fast without missing a spot, even during high-traffic hours. Bubbles' even provides free WiFi, so you can stare into your laptop while the carwash professionals scrub your vehicle. After your sudsy voyage through Bubbles Car Wash's equipment, the friendly staff will towel dry your vehicle, shine your tires, and tell you your new haircut looks great, even if it doesn't. They’ll even treat your car’s undercarriage with rust inhibitor. In the absence of full-length mirrors, you can check out your reflection in the shine of your vehicle's triple-foam polish. Ditch your car's old coat of bugs and bird droppings and get a blanket of double-Teflon protection to keep your paint safe from hail, acid rain, and the shouts of children.

You never know when you might have to drive your boss to a downtown court date. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology on your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you for sullying your pristine ride.