Cars that aren't required to bathe regularly will assume they can get away with anything, leading to inevitable humiliation when your overheated sedan mouths off to a semi. Keep your vehicle in line with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a package of three Supreme Combo Express washes (a $39 value) at Bubbles Express Wash. This Groupon can be redeemed at the seven Bubbles locations listed in the sidebar.
Bubbles Express Wash swiftly gussies up sullied buggies with the three-minute Supreme Combo Express wash. The fully automated process begins with a wash, rinse, and dry, before your buggy's formerly spotted pelt is refeathered with tri-color polish, clear-coat wax, and a fast-drying agent. Wheels receive a tread-tickling scrub and high-gloss shine, and the auto's underbelly is showered and bolstered with a rust- and gremlin-repelling shield. Lastly, Rain Protection Plus is lovingly lacquered onto your ride, bringing a gleam to newly cleaned carriages while silently protesting Mother Nature's refusal to comply with "say it don't spray it" ordinances.
Bubbles' washes are eco-friendly, preserving the earth's natural water and soap reserves for use by future generations of clean-conscious auto owners. Use today's Groupon to guide your personal transporter to purity and set it apart from the unclean off-road crowd.
Five Yelpers give Bubbles Express Wash on Washington Avenue an average of three stars:
- Bubbles is light years ahead of the crappy gas-station automatic car washes. My car always comes out spotless (they can't "miss a spot"...it's NOT a hand wash), even with the cheapest wash which I normally get. – Rusty B., Yelp, 8/27/09