Eating is necessary for human survival, along with breathing, sleeping, and remaining still while a curious velociraptor rummages through your closet. Practice survival tactics with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of wholesale steak, pork, chicken, and seafood from Buckeye Meat Company in Medina.
For more than 20 years, Buckeye Meat Company has graced homes with culinary care packages of USDA-inspected steak, pork, chicken and seafood. Eighteen servings of beef steak ($39.25) keep grills sizzling out savory tunes, while knives or throwing spears pierce the marinated layers of 10–12 portions of honey-mustard chicken breasts ($49) or 8–10 helpings of center-cut pork chops ($49.95). Home chefs can drizzle their favorite barbecue sauce over four to five stomachfuls of baby back ribs ($49.95) or stuff 10–12 servings of red-snapper fillet ($49.95) into the birthday cards of their favorite cousins. Buckeye's meat carvers trim away fat and bone from individual cuts, then gussy them up with vacuum-sealed packaging that carries a one-year freshness guarantee and keeps steaks from inflating into meatloaves. Finally, temperature-controlled box trucks deliver future meals to customers residing in abodes within 75 miles of Medina.