For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on a single area at Pittsford Laser Spa (up to a $900 value). Click here for a list of valid treatment areas.

Pittsford Laser Spa’s staff enlists low-level noninvasive lasers to evict rogue follicles from 10 commonly hirsute regions. Usually lasting no longer than an hour, each hair-zapping session harnesses a Candela GentleMax laser that shines concentrated light to transport unwanted hair to a place it will never be seen again, such as the 1839 Whig Party National Convention. The calculated beams, which impair follicles’ ability to regenerate, cover large areas to help reduce the number of treatments needed to completely remove hair. For best results, the spa's skin-smoothing savants encourage customers to schedule sessions four to eight weeks apart, with an average of five needed for best results. Once the treatment is over, patients can return to normal activities, such as work, school, or bear wrestling, immediately.