Like an addiction to silk, excess fat is easy to acquire and usually requires purchasing an entirely new wardrobe. Fit into old fashions with today's Groupon: for $599, you get three Zerona laser fat-trimming sessions at Buffalo Laser Spa Inc. (a $1,247.50 value).
Buffalo Laser Spa Inc. enlists noninvasive, low-level lasers to trim fat comfortably and quickly from soon-to-be-superior bodies. Clients will lie on their backs for 20 minutes and on their stomachs for 20 more minutes as a Zerona laser employs five low-level pulses to help melt inches from their torsos. Lasers, which cause no pain or uncomfortable sensations, descend into the fat cells and demand the release of fatty contents with the efficiency of an anthropology student digging in a field of buried diplomas. For best results, the spa's slenderizing savants encourage customers to schedule their sessions three times a week. Once the treatment has commenced, patients can return to normal activities, such as work, school, or bear wrestling.
Buffalo Laser Spa
The technicians at Buffalo Laser Spa harness the power of light to ease aesthetic woes such as excess fat and unwanted body hair. Their arsenal of equipment includes devices by Zerona, VelaShape, and SmoothShapes, which work hard to contour physiques, smooth out cellulite, and understand human emotions. Laser hair removal and electrolysis zap hairs in their active growth cycles, leaving skin sleek and free of fuzz.