Though winged buffalo were nearly hunted to extinction, conservation laws now ensure that their population is kept as stable as that of popcorn chickens and chocolate rabbits. Enjoy the now populous delicacies with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of wings, burgers, wraps, and more at Buffalo Wild Wings' two locations in Troy and Sidney.

Built on the bedrock of succulent wings cemented with hot sauce, Buffalo Wild Wings celebrates zesty food and televised sports in casual eateries across the nation. Classicists can start with an order of 12 traditional wings ($8.99) that, like those Icarus wore, flew too close to the delicious, incandescent sauce globule in the sky. The multifarious roster of flavor paint includes honey barbecue, Caribbean jerk, and Asian zing sauces to diversify the fiery experience. Diners with tongues planted firmly on the ground can indulge in beefy fare such as the black and bleu Cajun burger ($8.19) or a leafy honey-barbecue chicken salad ($7.79). Trivia contests broadcast on mounted televisions will engage the oft-idle regions of your brain that still remember who played in the 1933 World Series and which side won the Revolutionary War.