Though winged buffalo were nearly hunted to extinction, conservation laws now ensure that the population is kept as stable as that of popcorn chickens and chocolate rabbits. Enjoy the now populous delicacies with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wings, burgers, and wraps at Buffalo Wild Wings in South Portland.
Built on the bedrock of succulent wings cemented with hot sauce, Buffalo Wild Wings celebrates zesty food and televised sports in casual eateries across the nation. Classicists can start with an order of 12 traditional wings ($8.99) that, like those Icarus wore, flew too close to the delicious, incandescent sauce globule in the sky, and on Tuesdays, traditional wings slide down the price chain, costing only $.50 a piece. The multifarious roster of flavor paint includes honey barbecue, caribbean jerk, and asian zing sauces to diversify the fiery experience. Diners with tongues planted firmly on the ground can indulge in barbeque fare such as the slathered in barbeque sauce pulled pork sandwich ($8.69) or a leafy chicken tender salad ($8.49). Trivia contests broadcast on mounted televisions will engage the oft-idle regions of your brain that still remember who played in the 1933 World Series and which side won the Revolutionary War.
Buffalo Wild Wings
A smattering of 20 sauces and seasonings dripping from handspun wings coats patrons' fingers as they cheer on their favorite professional sports teams broadcast on Buffalo Wild Wings' TVs. Eyes are torn between watching teams dribble a ball, shoot a puck, and land a grand jeté, and plates of plentiful wings, burgers, wraps, and salads. For more entertainment, trivia games exercise brains, and the Blazin' Challenge offers recognition for those brave enough to down a dozen wings slathered in the eatery's hottest sauce in six minutes.