Like uninvited house guests, bugs continue to feed on Doritos crumbs under the couch until, delirious with exasperation, you poison them. Rid your domicile of moochers with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a one-time interior and exterior pest-control spray from The Bug Man (a $95 value). This Groupon is valid for service in areas within 80 miles of Baton Rouge.
The Bug Man’s friendly bug-removal experts have been exterminating pesky pests for more than 30 years. The interior-exterior spray eradicates infestations of creepy crawlies to bring the home back to its vermin-free status quo for a guaranteed 60 days. The spray is administered under sinks, behind curtains, inside cabinets, and behind furniture. Seize The Bug Man's spray and destroy armies of roaches, ants, spiders, and crickets, re-enacting key scenes from Starship Troopers or the deleted bug-apocalypse ending of Casablanca. This Groupon is also valid for a complimentary termite inspection, and, for an additional $30, The Bug Man will render an interior-exterior flea treatment to rid your domicile of the nuisances.