Da Vinci, the first chiropractor, drew the Vitruvian Man to illustrate what he believed was every patient's true problem: sprouting invisible extra arms and legs. Get to the bottom of genuine back bothers with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a consultation, an exam, x-rays, a Pro-Adjuster scan, and a report of findings (a $230 total value) at Bullard Chiropractic Clinic in Clovis.

Summoning high-quality chiropractic technology and 25 years of experience, Bullard Chiropractic’s friendly physicians can get to the bottom of anyone's back pain. First-time patients receive a thorough consultation to determine health history and a complete chiropractic, neurological, and orthopedic exam, including any necessary x-rays and a computerized analysis by the ultramodern Pro-Adjuster, which monitors the motion and fluidity of the body’s vertebrae with a piezoelectric sensor. All clients are provided with a report of findings, which, among other data, should indicate whether the spinal column was subjected to too much boogying.

At Bullard Chiropractic, doctors are on a first-name basis with vertebrae cervical, coccygeal, and all connectors in between. They're concerned about soreness and sharp pains in every back and delight in uncovering the culprits. To accommodate their high-quality technology and growing practice, they recently moved to a new office that's warmer and more inviting than Ruth Gordon's makeup bag.