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Reviewed February 22, 2012
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What You'll Get
After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Buoyance Inc. in Huntersville. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get a 90-minute massage (up to a $155 value) or a 60-minute floatation session (a $65 value) and a 30-minute massage (a $45 value; up to a $110 total value).
- For $55, you get a Glo Polish Wrapture treatment and massage (a $150 value).
With Buoyance Inc.'s 90-minute massage, therapists use nimble fingers to knead out stress and a selection of scented and unscented oils to moisturize skin. Customers can choose from six different massage types, including the muscle-rejuvenating deep-tissue massage and the detoxifying lymphatic-drainage massage. Customers can substitute their 90-minute massage for a half-hour version of any massage session plus a 60-minute dip in the 8.2'x4.6' floatation tank, which is filled with nearly 1,000 pounds of Dead Sea salt to ensure maximum buoyancy. Customers float in the warm tank, allowing the sensation of weightlessness to sap away tension, melt mental stress, and facilitate the illusion of being an astronaut and thus way cooler than one's fancy-pants lawyer brother.
In the 90-minute Glo Polish Wrapture treatment, an infrared wrap primes bodies for upcoming pampering, jump-starting metabolisms and opening up pores to eliminate toxins and impurities. A sugar or salt polish exfoliates skin, removing dead cells and leaving a radiant shine. A final massage softens and rehydrates skin with a choice of three rejuvenating unguents, allowing visitors to face such drying dangers as sunrays, hot air, and superabsorbent-towel monsters.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.