What You'll Get
Like an obstetrician, a successful bowler must be able to wield 8-pound objects without getting distracting by ear-splitting noises. Deliver a strike with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get two hours of bowling and shoe rentals for up to four people, as well as a pitcher of soda or domestic beer (up to a $64 value). Choose from three locations:
Each alley offers easy scoring, optional bumper lanes, and high-octane levels of pin-smashing jubilance to bowlers of all ages. Corral three friends or a trio of mirrors for a two-hour session of strikes, turkeys, and attempts to defraud the automatic-scoring system. Wanderlusting feet can walk a mile in someone else’s more flamboyantly decorated kicks with a shoe rental, and hole-pinched fingers can cool their prints in a pitcher of soda or domestic beer. Each bowling alley offers league play for competitively minded rollers, along with snacks and special events for the more casual ball-heaver.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person. Limit 2 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. Reservation required; subject to availability. Must be 21 or older for alcohol. Not valid for league play. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.