Like an obstetrician, a successful bowler must be able to wield 8-pound objects without getting distracting by ear-splitting noises. Deliver a strike with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get two hours of bowling and shoe rentals for up to four people, as well as a pitcher of soda or domestic beer (up to a $64 value). Choose from three locations:
Each alley offers easy scoring, optional bumper lanes, and high-octane levels of pin-smashing jubilance to bowlers of all ages. Corral three friends or a trio of mirrors for a two-hour session of strikes, turkeys, and attempts to defraud the automatic-scoring system. Wanderlusting feet can walk a mile in someone else’s more flamboyantly decorated kicks with a shoe rental, and hole-pinched fingers can cool their prints in a pitcher of soda or domestic beer. Each bowling alley offers league play for competitively minded rollers, along with snacks and special events for the more casual ball-heaver.