In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to Busye Bodye Naturals on Essendene Avenue. Choose between the following options:
• For $10, you get a 20-minute relaxation chair massage (a $20 value).
• For $15, you get a 30-minute relaxation chair massage (a $30 value).
Employing a holistic approach to health and beauty, Busye Bodye Naturals eases mental and muscular tension with aromatherapy, essential oils, and relaxation massages. Sink into a specially designed chair as an experienced massage practitioner unburdens the neck, shoulders, back, arms, and hands of pain by employing over-the-clothes pressure methods and gently humming the hokey-pokey. Massages utilize techniques found in reiki and acupressure to pacify chaotic minds and calm twisted nerves. Settle back and slowly inhale the store's peaceful fragrances as they waft through the air and whisper spoilers about the fall TV lineup.