Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon to Cabana Joe's in Norwalk. Cabana Joe's healthful menu of slurpable sustenance shines a spotlight on completely natural ingredients, keeping added sugar, preservatives, artificial flavors, artificial colors, fat, and lactose far away from the blender-based stage. Each 20 oz. serving packs the equivalent of four daily servings of whole fruit, sending vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants straight into bloodstreams, bypassing common roadblocks like chewing and bartering with fruit-bearing bornean orangutans.
In a Nutshell
- Whole fruit smoothies
- Provides four servings of fruit
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.