When the PGA kicks you off the tour for frequent misuse of the word milieu in press conferences, you’ll need a back-up venue for impressing potential lifemates with your pendular swing. Today’s Groupon sets the stage for your next sports-powered showoff session: for $50, you get a round of 18-hole virtual golf for four players, two 12” pizzas, and a pitcher of domestic beer at Caddy Shack Lounge and Pro Shop (a $121.50 value), located next to Progressive Field.

The downtown lounge and golfery boasts six high-def golf simulators—massive windows that transport you into the scenic world of one of 16 top golf courses—along with a full menu of spectator fare in a fun and casual environment. During your retreat from the unmanicured greens of the everyday, you and your three closest friends or parolees will get four hours to play 18-hole golf on one of the course simulators; choose to use the lounge’s provided clubs, or bring your own for optimal swinging success (up to an $86 value). Shoot a fake round among the dramatic beauty of Pebble Beach or the lush tropical sights of Miami’s Blue Monster. When your ball touches the screen, the simulator picks it up and carries it to the exact locale on the virtual course—based on your sphere’s speed, height, and velocity—allowing you to show off, swagger, or cower in shame at your real-life abilities on the simulated greens.

The deal also includes two 12” pizzas (up to a $27 value) and a pitcher of domestic beer (an $8.50 value), so you and your hungry comrades can keep your strength up for the imagined walk around an 18-hole golf course.