What You'll Get
In the days before mirrors, baseball players would collect their own baseball cards so that they'd always know what they looked like. Enjoy the preservative nature of photographs with today's Groupon: for $35 you get a 45-minute portrait session, three prints, and an assortment of digital images from Cadena Photography (a $335 total value). Photo shoots can take place at the location of your choosing; sessions held more than 60 miles from central Bakersfield incur a $10 extra charge.
Photographer Jessica Cadena specializes in using 100% natural light to capture magical moments and bold, vibrant images. Stage your 45-minute pose party ($60) in whatever well-lit locale you desire, from a picturesque public park to the hand-built baseball stadium in your back yard; sessions can accommodate a total of six people, allowing family members, friends, or hypnotized strangers to join in the cheese-saying. When the shutterbuggery is over, you'll have two 5"x7" prints and one ready-to-autograph 8"x10" ($50), plus a private online gallery and photo CD (which can't be used for printing) stocked with 10–15 of the session's most eye-friendly images ($225), all aglow with light siphoned directly from Mother Nature's lamp collection. Cadena can provide a variety of photography styles for the discerning pose striker, such as family portraits, baby pictures, and maternity photos, as well as, for an additional charge, products such as photo charms, calendars, and photo books. Today's deal includes both a 20% discount on additional prints and packages, and a 25% discount on further portrait sessions for the Groupon purchaser within the next two years, enabling you to document the rampant sprouting of the snake hair you were recently cursed with.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. By appointment only. Extra charge for travel over 60 miles. Limit 6 people per session. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.