What You'll Get
Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Get an acrobatic workout coated in confidence with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a one-hour girls' night mini party at Cadence Fitness (a $201.60 value, including HST).
Cadence Fitness’s one-hour party sessions foster a noncompetitive, music-filled environment for women to freely explore a choice of burlesque, pole, or chair dancing in a 900-square-foot studio. Gather a group of up to 14 women for a 45-minute muscle-conditioning session in which a private instructor teaches routines set to music tailored to each hostess' speed or sensuality preferences. The burlesque gatherings shimmy dancers to Pussycat Dolls-inspired moves, welcoming participants to bring in their own props, costumes, or personal caricature artists. Chair routines explore creative techniques and fanciful floor moves to suit each oscillator's sensual flair, and pole-based parties condition limb strength and flexibility in the basics with a simple pole-based routine. Fifteen minutes of free play and photo opportunities further work to coax coordination and positive self-image from any of the soul's stubborn hiding places.
Cadence Fitness encourages guests to bring personal bounties of food, beverages, decorations, and confetti-launching trebuchets to the event. As a bonus, a successfully arranged party garners hostesses $15 gift certificates and guests $10 gift certificates toward future studio fitness endeavours. Party-goers should arrive in form-fitting clothing and free from jewellery and brass knuckles, but shoes and prior dance experience are not required.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to availability. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.