A reliable vehicle helps people by getting them to work on time, hauling loads of groceries, and acting as an airtight character witness when contesting traffic tickets. Keep wheels and alibis well-greased with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get an oil change, 27-point inspection, car wash, and membership into the preferred owner program at Cadillac of Orange Park ($129 value).

The friendly car-fixers at Cadillac of Orange Park keep four-wheeled friends in road-ready order with comprehensive tune-up and preventive services. Each two-hour roadster renovation commences with a standard oil change as mechanics flush out old crud and hidden vegemite deposits in favor of 6 quarts of fresh-faced fluids. Next, the factory-trained staff pores over potential problem spots, taking a comprehensive gander at cars' constituent parts during the 27-point full-auto inspection. Horseless carriages end their outings under purifying jets of water, washing away highway gunk and the poltergeists of old bumper stickers.

Cadillac of Orange Park’s service package also bestows drivers with a membership in its preferred-owner program, earning them points toward future service, parts, or séances with Henry Ford. Contemplate new benefits and refreshed rides beneath the warm glow of flat-screen TVs within the dealership's comfortable waiting room.